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Pizza Rolls were invented by the roman goddess Athena in 1949. They are the art of making pizza and then rolling them into a roll. They serve many purposes such as repairing furniture, using as bracelets, and eating. Don't forget to call the pizza rolls hotline 12345, or contact them by email (pizzapizza.rolls4rolls@pizzarolls.com).
"Can you repair the couch with the pizza rolls?"
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Someone who does not ever get sick of pizza and not only eats it everyday but will do whatever it takes to tag along with someone whos getting pizza.
"Hey what'ca been up to?"
"Nothin much, just got back from Pizza Man"
"O really? wanna hang out?"
"yeah sure"
"annnnnd you think i can have some of that leftover Pizza Man?"
"sigh, yes you pizza whore"
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The part of the pizza that's left over after someone's eaten the part with all the toppings on it.
Bob didn't like the crust, so he left all his pizza bones on his plate.
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A fan name given to C.C. of Code Geass because she has a big ass and is constantly eating pizza.
Jim: Man I'd tap that Pizza Butt.
John: You know her pussy is probably filled with cheese.
Jim: ...
John: ...
Jim: I have a cheese fetish.
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When your fathers rambles on of his past In WW2 and kills your mother then you buy a pizza which then flies and cuts your dads head off.
"Jimmy, your mom is dead"
*intesifies*
"Hello, I would like to buy 1 pizza!"
*door opens*
"Daddy the pizza is aggressive"
THATS ONE AGGRESSIVE PIZZA!!!!!!!
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(n.)- The pizza slice(s)purchased while waiting for your food to be made. Generally, this phenomenon occurs when you place in order in a pizza store, and then are left to sit there and wait for an eternity for your food to be cooked, packaged, and paid for...it's consider a pulic service to your hungry stomach in most major cities...
Dez: Ryan, I'm really hungry. Do you have any money I can borrow??
Ryan: I'm sorry, I really don't have enough...(to cook)Hey! Can I have three extra slices while I wait??
Dez:WTF??
Ryan:Dez...waiting pizza
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"dude, i can't believe that the chef still has their job, they made me a niggaroni pizza!
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