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Middle children are either rejected by their parents or completely forgotten. Many parents don’t remember the middle child’s name and struggle remembering their birthday. The middle child is often a goon of the older child seeking approval from somebody. For some reason they always have terrible injuries that aren’t their fault, then the parents get mad because of the hospital bill
OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU?! Oh wait. You’re the middle child.
Similar to pocket dialing or butt dialing, this is when a small child is playing with your cell phone and accidentally calls your phone book. Bonus points if said child calls your psycho ex who never got over you and your ex thinks you want them back.
Gee, Gabby, what are you playing with? Is that my phone? Did you CALL SOMEONE?!?! AAAAHHH, YOU CALLED JIM!! Hello, hello, Jim? No, I didn't call you. No, Gabby totally child-dialed your num... NO NO AHHHH!!!!
Children working under age in a job with harsh conditions and their rights taken away such as right to education
A summer job or an internship is not child labour since you can still go to school and not badly paid
Did you hear that Nike uses child labour for cheap shoe production?!
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A therapist doesnt need to tell a problem child that they're the problem, a true problem child already knows they're the fuckin problem.
If a problem child thinks somebody else is the problem, they're not much of a problem child are they?
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where your girlfriend gave birth but you a christian boy so you yeet the child
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A pointless instant messenger bot that rarely managed to understand your conversation, usually gets information from people, and asks other people if they like it, look at the picture!
Me: Hey smarter child, whats up?
Smarterchild: HEY GEORGE SUP
me: gay!
smarterchild: apologize!
me: no (x100)
Smarterchild: your very stubborn! Please apologize
me: I like bumming
smarterchild: thats cool, many people i talk to like bumbing
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A person who was a hippie of the 1960's generation or in the neohippie movement.
Kathy is a flower child.
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