I LIKE MEN AND MEN ONLY!
christian: hey ur cute!
simon: u gay fuck!
A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.
Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian
sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
lauren: where’d my phone go?
naomi: christian stole it
christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
Girl 1- OMG ITS CHRISTIAN
Girl 2- BACK OFF HES MINE
Little boy. Not nice or funny.very smol and skinny. Half Greek half Italian. Good boy. Jk Christian bad boy, he beat the hell out of you. He been to the opportunity center twice. Very *cring*
Christian beat the fuck out of me yesterday
The name Christian orginated in england and normally a person named christian is bisexual and loves dick.
Person1: You know the new kid Christian
Person2: Yeah
Person1: Hes definitely bi he tried to bum me then my sister