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Missile Poded

To be killed by a direct impact from a missile pod missile in the games Halo 3 and Halo Reach

I was going to kill that guy, but this noob missile poded me

by P90 Killer December 30, 2011


The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022


Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023


Facebook missile

Someone who posts or shares certain posts on Facebook (usually derogatory or insulting) with the intention of a targeted person seeing it. (Target being someone in their life)

"Karen is such a facebook missile, we all know who she's talking about when she shares posts about unemployment"

by Dumbledoresnan April 27, 2024


Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.

After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.

by SaniElet March 27, 2021


siberian missile

When a person shoots a hard poop that gets pushed out releasing diarrhea that it was blocking.

Hey man I just did a Siberian missile

by SilentTeller July 18, 2022


milking the missile

Jacking off

My wife divorced me after realising I’ve been milking the missile to Uncle Grandpa hentai for the past five years.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020