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puce newton

a man named Michael or mr plum, purses a perplexing stance, extending one leg in front of the other, like a runner/track star. to complete this movement, he had to eat a total of one fig newton, have his ENTIRE foot painted puce, and be decorated in a decadent cashmere sweater, in a deep purple, lowkey serving yassified grape, seedless though definitely.

to see at eye level with lyla, i had to pull a puce newton.

by freckle.dekster January 31, 2024


Newton's Cradle

2 guys, 1 chick in the middle. One guy puts his balls next to her left ear, and the other on the opposite ear. The two guys rock, paper, scissors on who goes first. The guy who goes first lets his balls hang then lets go, hitting the chicks ear. Then the energy is transferred due to elastic collision.

Bruh, me and my homeboy Tony fucked this chic. We did the Newton's cradle and she ended up with a concussions.

by papabenny February 28, 2018


Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle

She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her

by S-T-G December 5, 2011


Newton's Cradle

The action of 2 men standing next to one another and swinging their balls in such a way that they swing back and forth due to the horizontal force of each set of balls making direct contact

"I want to Newton's Cradle with you"

by bobrob1234 November 4, 2021


Newton's Cradle

When your penis is too short to successfully dock, so you end up clinking your testicles together, like the classic toy, Newton's Cradle.

Bro I thought we were going to dock eachother but we just ended up doing the Newton's Cradle

by gog1414 January 2, 2024


Newton North Carolina

Founded long long ago and stolen by the white man. Only the chosen few live in the legandary town where most girls look like mystical creatures and only some are doable.

I.E. To have a massivle large penis

Man i wish i had a Newton North Carolina.

by jimmyv86 February 23, 2011


A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.

Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.

by Thatboinona December 29, 2023