A sentence/thought so mind boggling it could only be thought up by Riley
Riley: "I think stupidity is just a black person thing."
Everyone: "That's a Riley moment if I've ever heard one."
Riley is literally the best person you will ever meet. He's funny, charming, kind, energetic, cute, fun to be around. He's also good at sports, and video games. Riley will rule the world someday. If you're a girl, and ever date him, be freaking PROUD.
Person 1: Hey, do you know Riley boy?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, me and the boys went to see a movie with him and he bought us all food. He's the best!
17๐ 3๐
Girl 1: OMG, Riley (boy) is so hot!
Girl 2: *faints*
93๐ 31๐
Riley is an amazing guy who genuinely cares for his friends. Heโs passionate and loving. Being loved by a guy named Riley will be so suffocating in a good way, he will love you endlessly and make you feel as though everythingโs okay. Heโs had rough times but thatโs what makes him Riley, being there for him when he needs you will make him appreciate you so much more. If heโs vulnerable around you, do not take advantage of it, comfort him and love him. As he would do the same for you. Riley is one of a kind.
Girl#1: Do you know Joe?
Girl#2: Whoโs Joe?
Girl#1: JOE MAMA
Riley (boy) uh
22๐ 5๐
Takes it in every hole including belly button
Damn I wanna join a dirty riley orgy tonight :((
25๐ 6๐
Riley has a big cock and all the girls love him and want to suck it
girl 1: look a Riley (boy) he must have a big cock
girl 2: wanna suck his cock
girl 1: yeah lets do it
(sounds of riley getting his cock sucked
40๐ 10๐
An easy life without chores or responsibilities. The assumed typical life of an irishman.
He lives the life of riley; his missus does everything and he never lifts a finger.
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