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left trouser legger

a freemason

the boss just invited me to an event at his lodge! I had no idea that he was a left trouser legger

by jonny bogroll the eigth November 24, 2024


Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019


same trousers

were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.

boy : you know finn he is a same trousers

by oafandahalf April 7, 2016


trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013


Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk

Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder

by Jesters Privilege December 21, 2022


Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022


trouser hives

A euphemism commonly used for a man’s testicles.

I’ve had so much sex, I’ve got nothing left in the old trouser hives!

by BiffNaked February 23, 2024