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Any girl generally disposed to making out with everybody, but who refuses to have sex with anybody; a slutty girl who will not put out.
Person A: I saw you making out with Sally last night; did you get laid?
Person B: Nope. She's a real eighth grade slut.
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The "disease" that begins for eighth grade boys and girls towards the end of the year. Symptoms include: lower grades in classes, excitement towards high school and summer, and not bothering to do homework/pay attention in class.
"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
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Getting a blow job with your pants on and your dick sticking out of your zipper hole.
Gary thought the blow job fart didn't really count since she was just giving him an eighth grade dance anyway.
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jsut like 5th grade when all the blood rushes to your dick but ur dick itsnt fully devloped yet
Dang, Kate just showed me her boobs and now i got a 5th grade boner.
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They are complete assholes who just want attention from the girls with their stupid “that’s what she said” jokes.
6th grade girl: hey, Lilly can I talk to you?
Lilly: Sure
6th grade boys: LESBIANS
6th grade girl: Stop
6th grade boys: THATS WHAT SHE SAID
6th grade girl: this is why nobody likes you obnoxious assholes!
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An epic shitty school in Bristol, Illinois. The water fountains taste like period blood. The ground itself looks like some big ass walrus took a dump everywhere. The gym is also a cafeteria where it is the size of your average bathroom. People like to throw rocks in the toilets or shit on the walls. The teachers look like meth addicts and cry very easily. There is probably 40 billion bugs in the ventilation system. The play grounds had about 50 bee hives and kids would get raped by bees. the slides were made of fucking sheet metal and wood. It's for pre-schoolers through 4th grade. They have a machine to get cripples up the stairs and it has broken and made the cripples more crippled. The library is full of shit books from the 1800's and is located in the basement.
Bristol Grade School sucks ass dude
I know!!!
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annoying pre-teen who thinks they're on top of the world. Can often times be seen at shopping centers with ice cream shops where they feel they are aloud to put their feet on the table and be OBNOXIOUS.
Obnoxious 8th grade girl: OMG I'M OUT OF GUM! (putting feet on table)
Annoyed Mother: You know, If the health department were to come in here right now, they'd kick you out and shut the place down. Your feet do NOT belong on that table!
Obnoxious 8th grade girl: Soooorry
Everyone else: THANK GOD!
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