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The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.
The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.
Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!
Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?
Me: No, why?
Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.
Based off of the Home Improvement character Wilson who is only ever seen peeking over the fence. Naughty Wilson is when a woman sits backwards in a man’s face and you can only see the eyes of the other person looking over her ass cheeks.
Can I come over tonight for a Naughty Wilson?
Cutest guy ever is smart funny and athletic. A ladies man no doubt but is a relationship kind of guy. Respects everyone that respects him back.
You know Brennen Wilson
Of course who doesn't
Yeah well he's my boyfriend
Really, no fair he's so amazing
A drummer who's name doesn't stand for blowjob, but for Barrie James.
He was the drummer of Procol Harum from 1967-1977 and was one of the greatest drummers of rock with his unique ways of drumming.
He died in 1990.
Person A: Who's that on your shirt?
Person B: BJ Wilson.
Person A: Haha, BJ.
Person B: No, it stands for Barrie James.