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the coolest bitch in the world was born and if someone else was born in your year JANUARY 1ST IS OLDER BABY , if your born january 1st ur cooler than all your friends
shit they’re born january 1st that means they’re really cool i wish i could be them
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A day where depressed, but loyal people where born. It is also National Coffee and Cookies Day. So the depressed people can drink their depression away and have a snack.
Person 1: Oh you were born on October 1
Person 2: Yah I want die
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January 1 is the Day of the GODs if you were born on January in a few years your a genius, everybody thinks your hot and tall
If your were born on January 1 your a true Genius
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The day when God blessed a human being with pure perfection, made with kindness, love, beauty, intelligence, strength, and talent, and named him Jeon Jungkook.
Imagine being born on September 1 and being as beautiful as Jungkook at the same time.
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April 1 is national be stupid as fuck day! Just be stupid y'all..
Her: hey what day Is it?
Me: I wonder I dunno
Her: cmon seriously what day is it?
Me: I can't be serious it's April 1st
Her: and that means...?
Me: dummy it's national be stupid day
Her: ohhhh that makes sense I'll join
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To pee
I drank way too much soda, I need to go number 1.
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