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The greatest comic that never was.
OMG! I wish Action Slacker existed!
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a date where the girl gets a free meal and a guy goes home happy....a date with an action dan
If you're horny, why don't you just have an "Action Date" with your neighbor......
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The term "affirmative action" comes from legislation like the Equal Opportunity Act which basically says that minorities (including the disabled and war vets) cannot be discriminated against for employment or enrollment in college.
That's it.
If you're complaining about getting rejected by an Ivy League school (and supposedly a black person, who you are quick to believe or imply is therefore under-qualified, got accepted instead), and not for the reason we mortals can't even dream of going to an Ivy League if we wanted to: the money; you're only proving why we need affirmative action.
If you believe the Ivy League is the epitome of higher education and not getting to attend such a school is equivalent to being denied the right to education, you're part of the problem.
If you have the time and resources to post these anti-minority rants on teh internetz, your argument holds little weight just by that fact.
White people: black people are not your problem.
(ps this is coming from a white guy who didn't even finish the writing portion of the SAT and received a substantial scholarship from his university after getting accepted there)
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While masturbating, a finger is inserted in one's anus.
James? Yeah he double actions.
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What a person who is considered a "class act" actually does. The specific act of being a "class act". What one performs or does in order to gain the title "class act".
Wow, Beyonce really did a class action in bringing Taylor Swift back on stage at the VMAs after Kanye stole her thunder! What a class act, that one!
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1.) Sex with asian chicks. See also chrigu.
2.) Sex with all other types of chicks.
Momoko spent the night last night....sweet action!
Amber spent the night last night.....sweet action!
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If you do some panty action, you are involved in sexual foreplay where you reach for woman's panty in order to touch her vagina before hitting full slam.
After a few beers together, I'll go for a bit of a panty action
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