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A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.
Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.
Mike: How are you going to get your car man?
Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.
The cum lord
OblivionFall After Dark is the cummiest of all cum lords
When the nut hormones kick in and the urge to breed marks that of a gorilla gone rouge.
"Bro I am piped up right now"
"tf? your acting like a guy after 11pm"
Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.
Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.
When you cum to really questionable porn that was hot while you were watching it, but now you see how disgusting it was
Man: what’s wrong with you
Man 2: i watched this video a girl eating cream off another girls butthole and now I have after nut regret
SoMetHinG mY beSt FriEnD WOn’T ShuT Up abOuT!
I Frickin LOVE after we collided!
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The time of night on twitter when the greatness per tweet is at its highest. Starts nightly at 12:47am and goes until daylight. The purpose is to keep the timeline from dying for fellow insomniacs. ~twitter after dark~ has its roots in Omaha, Nebraska. Founded by lostattsea.
I fell asleep before ~twitter after dark~ started I'm so soft!
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