The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.
Bruh, you should be like Albert
49ers for life kind of guy. A fabulous chef. Really likes researching random sometimes slightly useless things! Has killer fashion sense, a staple of his wardrobe being crocs 🐊. Will fight you if you bad mouth something he loves and cares about.
Person 1: did you hear about the guy Albert beat up last week?
Person 2: Yeah apparently he was talking shit about the 49ers.
A really cute guy who cares about everyone else and seems to forget to care about himself sometimes. He is everything anyone wants and more, he tries to be happy for everybody else when he has his own problems. Idk wat id do without him. He is the most caring and trustworthy person in the world.
poor derwyn, Albert doesnt seem to like u very much
Albert aka Tønna, Lil Tønna, Launchpad
Whos there rolling down the stairs? Oh, its just Albert.
Someone who likes hill walking or cycling. Can sometimes walk with a slight bounce effect.
John- "Look at that guy walking down that hill with that stupid stick.... why is he bouncing as he walks?
Glen- "That guy is such an Albert!"