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Albert

A guy with the biggest acne problems at the age of 12 funny and ugly

Holy shit, Albert looks like a pimpled infection

by NinjaOnSteroids March 31, 2020


Albert

this is someone that is extremely innocent and cute when you just met him. He meant every single word he said and he let you know that you were special to him. He made a lot of sweet promises that he never thought about actually doing them which broke my heart. He could make me the happiest girl ever. This is someone that will make you cry over and over again for the same reason and this is someone that his feelings will change overnight. this is someone that i miss and i can't get over. We've had great times and this is the first person that i truly loved and got butterflies in my stomach for. i miss the old him and he has changed and my hands are tied. he

Albert:I wanna sit next y to her
Albert: we should order food together
Albert:i'm buying you a teddy bear for valentines day
Albert: ...

by ilovedyouuuuuuuxx June 14, 2018


Albert

A hot mother fucka who takes abgs but has no interest in love, preferring instead to eat ice cream because why not. Because he is part Einstein, he is a man whom everyone looks up to for guidance. Although not the best first-person shooter, it is unquestionably the best at grinding in most games. He's easily the most humble and modest person in the room, yet he also doesn't give a damn about anything. He is just concerned with his ambitions, his family, and his friends. He is an honest and practical person, although he has a tendency to lie.

Wow being like an Albert is the best

by Captain Stone November 22, 2021


Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.

Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.

by heyo9999999 March 12, 2021


albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019


Albert

Hot sexy guy, polite and awesome

Person A: OMG! Thats Albert!
Person B: OMG! He´s so hot

by youtuber1677 October 14, 2020


Albert

A smart, but gay guy that always seems to deny his true sexuality. For example, he wanks a guy off at school but says it's not gay because he "covered it up with a blanket." People around him fall under two categories, people who really like/love him or people who want to increase their social status

Lol, that guy is really an Albert, isn't he?

by ArcadR September 2, 2019