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A deep voiced girl who’s stiff and boxy. Looks like a kick boxer.
“Wow Alexa is so… kickboxery”
alexa is a stupid robot that only likes to either mishear you or say "sorry I can't do that"
"alexa play music"
"calling mom"
the name of the purple-haired girl worth falling for, and is the reason I wake up in the morning. Alexas are amazing, offering the perfect balance between quirkiness and raw emotion. Alexas are the reason why I have faith in the world again, because people like her exist.
Who's that girl you're going on and on about?
Oh, that's Alexa. She's amazing.
Alexa is the type to only wear converse shoes with to long socks she likes mini starbursts and has a unhealthy addiction to coffee she needs therapy but that’s why she’s hot
Guy 1: did you see that total babe, we literally had one conversation and I already know she’s and Alexa
Guy 2: yeah bro she’s hot and needs therapy every guys dream!
The voice in your Amazon devices that is responsible for waking you up an hour late or making accidental purchases because of horrible voice recognition technology.
Example 1:
Me: "Alexa,set an alarm for 6am."
Alexa: *Rings alarm at 7am*
Example 2:
Me:"Alexa,put a Moana DVD in my cart.
Alexa: *$20 goes missing from my credit card and a Moana DVD package arrives at my house*