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A girl that loves One Direction, Taylor Swift, Five Seconds Of Summer, Harry Styles, and Marvel
David: that girl is such an Alice Wheeler
Kenny: ya she loves One Direction
If you think the idea of travelling down a ridiculously long curvy glorified logging road to a half dead mill town is a good idea, you'll love Port Alice. Probably has one sunny day a year, similar to the amount of people employed at the Pulp Mill. Most people have already evacuated the economic disaster, but those who stay are literally old white people and the odd stoner. Oh, that and a couple of 20 something white trash bois who flex their atv's. Port Alice is similar to a beached whale: half dead, has no future, wet, depressing and stinks.
You live in Port Alice? Feels bad man :(
The definiton of a perfect couple.
Person: Hey, is that richard + alice?
Person 2: Yeah! They are the perfect couple!
Is a weird person that no one like. She is the thig that kills a rainbow and a total blackhole
A mean girl who likes to slap people very hard and really wants to be with Charlie lewins tiny pp. she is a very comfy pillow when I need to sleep and has sexy ass feet that she has a secret only fans for.
Person: whose that girl with hella hot feet
Person 2: ohhh that must be alice Wylie
Just be like Alice and be perfect.
Alice is perfect in all ways and everyone knows it.
You are Perfect Alice