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Al Lambert

To perform coitus while wearing a backwards cap -- usually worn by the dominant partner.

Guy: Wanna do it Al Lambert style.
Girl: Okay but I'm tired. So you wear the backwards cap this time and be on top.

by @hollywood_darlings April 13, 2017

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Ale Kaufman

An amazing person who died on January 16, 2009.
She is loved and missed by many.
She even took the time to add the defintion of her name "Ale" on here about a year ago today.
Look it up.
:)

"Yo!Ale needs the cash up front."
-Ale Kaufman

by Rachel Antoun June 18, 2009

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Al Johnson

When a dude wakes up with morning wood and he tries to pee so hes gotta like back way up from the toilet and aim down.

Remember that scene in the beggining of 40 Year Old Virgin when Andy woke up with an Al Johnson. waddabitch

by theman654321 April 13, 2008

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Al Qa'ida

A terrorist group

People with big beards who bomb freedom and peace loving countries.

Lowlife.

by Wendall November 18, 2003

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Al-CIAida

Al-Qaida, refering to their liks to the CIA, whom groomed and trained them.

Al-CIAida operatives, such as Muhammad Atta were trained at Pensacola Naval air base in Florida. Even though in an interview with their flight director who said "they couldn't fly, but the government made me give them their flight liscences anyway." There still is a major belief that Al-CIAida flew the planes into the twin towers.

by zach Craft October 28, 2006

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Big Al

A reliable, friendly and portly African American weather man who fell into some money as reparations for black slavery. Also known as Alton Sims.

Chuck Taylor: Oh Big Al seriously whats the forecast for the tri-state area?

Big Al: Oh I don't know Chuck. Why don't we take a look at my tri-state area map, which looks a lot like my big fat ass.

by big black ninja July 30, 2010

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Fail Ale

A rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.

Russ: "And I seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?"

Row: "Yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the Coopers hotline thing suggested. I should've just stuck with the stout can and sugar...Waaa."

by Louminu May 29, 2009

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