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Comes off as shy and quiet, until you get to know her. Doesn’t get mad easily but is dramatic. I’m writing this because the author of the other definition doesn’t know how to spell. Isn’t funny but makes herself laugh.
(Newcomer) Man Amanda is so quiet!
(Amanda’s friend) Not until you get to know her!
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That bitch who will always say the truth even though you don't wanna hear it. She's likely to be outgoing, and takes her friendships seriously. Even though she will give you a second chance if you hurt her, her trust shouldn't be taken for granted.
Wow, she's such an Amanda.
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Amanda is a dumb bitch you usually can't speak Spainish and most Amandas have baby daddys who beat them up for talking to skinny Mexican boys named ivan
Damm that girl looks like Amanda
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Barely a human being and it has no gender (cos neither side wanted it). Its pussy smells like a fishing lake and the smell alone is enough to make any man cry and gag.
EWW ITS AN AMANDA THE FAT SLAG
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Amanda: a woman whose beauty pairs with her intelligence and whit. She's artistic, career oriented and a pleasure to be around. You'd be a bozo not to see that and your name is probably Sean and you own a guitar...Amanda's are known to smash guitars.
Amanda broke the shit out of Sean's guitar with her foot.
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An amazing person who can control anyone and anything to do anything she wants, she is very pretty and hot and is sooooo nice
Amanda is a amazing person
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Amandas are people capable of both excess & moderation. They may not show their emotions readily but trust they are intelligent, deep & loving. If you have the chance befriend an Amanda, do it! You’ll have a ride or die, Best Bitches friendship, till you’re both toothless and using your walkers, laughing & swearing like sailors.
Amandas are awesome but they definitely “don’t take no mess”! Head this warning, because if they can whoop heroin addiction, they can certainly kick your ignorant ass. Amandas are the apotheosis of Bad Ass Bitch.
If you do fuck an Amanda over, pray. Amandas can hold a grudge if they feel it’s warranted. You’ll not gain their trust back easily.
Amandas are beautiful, sexy, book/street smart, hard working and charismatic. Their sarcasm & wit are nearly unparalleled.
Amandas tend to make awesome mothers. Their children will be well adjusted, model citizens, becoming Nobel Prize winners in different categories.
Amandas often choose the medical field for their careers and will be the source of joy, solace & calm to many a patient who comes under their care.
Amandas are both loving & loyal while simultaneously being able to dispense pain w/ their “fists of justice”. They make loving but jealous goddesses.
The next time you see an Amanda prostrate yourself before her glory (she’ll probably help you up blushingly afterwards...unless she’s pissed at you, at which point you might get curb stomped.
All hail AMANDA!
Girl # 1: Did you hear about the fight this morning in the stairwell?
Girl #2: yup, dumb bitch was running her mouth & had her face Amanda’ed into the wall.
Girl #1: yeah and then Ms. Facewall’s sister jumped in and had HER ass kicked too!
Girl#2:(shakes head sadly) I guess stupid runs in that family, especially if they thought they were gonna sweat Amanda. She’s not just a pretty face, she’s one bass as bitch!
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