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Ok enough with sexual definitions for this man. They are disgusting & do not tell a new reader who Captain America is. Here goes accurate non sexual definition of this superhero. He is a fictional character in Marvel comic books. Joe Simon & Jack Kirby created him in Captain America Comics #1. Captain America was a patriotic supersoldier fighting Axis powers of World War II & Marvel's most popular character in WWII.
Wears a costume with American flag motif & a nearly indestructible shield he throws at foes. Usually alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail man enhanced by an serum to aid US in WWII. In 1945, he was trapped in ice & survived in suspended animation until revival in present day. He remains respected in his community & became long-time Avengers leader.
First Marvel Comics hero with media outside comics with 1944 movie, Captain America. Been in other media,like the MCU portrayed by Chris Evans.
No superhuman powers, but through Super-Soldier Serum & "Vita-Ray", he is at zenith of natural human potential. Rogers' body replenishes super-soldier serum; it remains. In canon, he's one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in Marvel Universe. Formula enhances all metabolic functions & prevents build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, for endurance far above an ordinary human. This causes extraordinary feats, like bench pressing 1200 lbs & running a mile in 73 seconds. Captain is resistant to hypnosis or gases which limit focus.
That's the correct definition of Captain America, folks. If u want to read stories starring him, head to ur local comic store or online to buy his Marvel Comics issues.
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What many non-Americans say when America is mentioned. This is mostly not because of what America does, but what it is - sitting on top of the world, and squashing it all beneath it's rolls of Big-mac fat. The American people are ordinary people living ordinary lives - that's why the phrase is "Fuck America"! and not "Fuck The Americans"!
TV: And in other news, the Americans have messed up in Iraq again ... The World (especially Iraq): Fuck America!
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One of the funniest movies of the 80s. It was Eddie Murphy's movie. Him and Arsenio Hall were some of the main characters. It's about a prince from Zemunda, Africa who comes to America to find a wife. He goes to Queens, New York with his servant Simmi. He has to get used to the way things are in America and find love as well.
Bypasser:"Fuck you!"
Eddie:"Yes! Yes! Fuck you too!😁"
Interaction between New Yorkers and the prince from Coming to America
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A: What people say when they now see Iraq and Afghanistan on TV.
B: What we say when we go pay our taxes
C: What Bush probably says behind closed doors and in lavish parties when he gets drunk.
D: What Indians would NEVER say to a non-Indian.
E: What Beavis and Butthead say when they are caught for doing stuff like shitting and puking and masturbating on freeways and in school and malls
Cop: get down on your hands you ugly kids! snowblowing in the public is against American law!
Butthead: FUCK AMERICA!
Beavis: yeah.. hehe..Fuck America..shit..fuck..grr..fucking America!
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Biggest mall in the US. Located in Bloomington, Minnesota. Three full floors of stores, fourth floor has some clubs and a 14 screen theater, there is also a theme park with roller coasters and a ferris wheel. Also called The Mall, Hugedale, and the Megamall.
I went to the Mall of America and just got lost in the consumerism.
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Captain America's sweet Brooklyn ass. It represents America's ass.
"That is America's ass."
"As far as i'm concerned, that's America's ass."
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A swarm full of college graduates who look like they just graduated from high school. Teaches in poor Urban areas and believe in helping the education gap and practice educational equity. Most often dress inappropriate, want to be friends with the students, and can be very malicious. Most of them are a bunch of young Liberals who favor Barack Obama. Who stalk high school students than you average teacher. Not a real teacher. Aren't certified. A program with a dedication for two years promising leadership and helps pay off their student loans. Most of them come from prestigious Liberal Arts college and don't major in anything useful.
My teacher's major is in English. She decided to join Teach For America because she didn't really know what else to do with her degree.
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