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Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea
"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."
When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
An appetizing masterpiece, simply too divine and ambrosial for this horrible world.
It usually involves someone stuffing used cat litter, camembert, raw ostrich eggs, and about a mayonnaise jar of fermented sperm up their rectum, covering their bumhole with some ripened underpants blessed with a cheesy odour and eventually allowing this heavenly liquid to seep through the very fabric of these beloved undergarments.
This thick broth is usually revered to as Anus Oatmeal, due to its colour and texture.
1) I yearn for some Anus Oatmeal.
2) I sure would like to taste some Anus Oatmeal out of that arse!
3) Nothing is as savoury as your slimy little bum lumps, honey!
A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
A man with an anus that is hard to penetrate due to several bends in the flesh on the inside.
Can also be referred to as an Italian boy named Ben.
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
"Dude, you have such a bendy anus"
"Is it because you love me, or is it because I'm Italian?"
"Shutup, Bendy Anus"
Is a nickname for Angus, he’ll probs hate it but..that’s ok we love him
If you can’t remember my name it’s anus with a g in the middle
n. The result of a wardrobe malfunction involving the tiny, weird short-cut shorts designed to display underbutt that 60% of the female population of Los Angeles wear on Sundays. Usually associated with brunch.
Remember Janet Jackson's nip slip during the superbowl?
Yeah, but check it out, dude: the nip slip is dead. Did you catch Miley Cyrus' anus slip on instagram?