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An Asian person usually from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, and other places in Asia and the pacific region, who has just arrived in the United States of America. The term F.O.B. signifies the words “Fresh Off the Boat.”
This type of Asian person usually has come to the United States for a number of reasons:
1) To Study and/or graduate at a college
2) To better their understanding and pronunciation of the English language
3) To work hard and attain wealth so that he/she/they can send money back to their family back home
4) To live a life of hard work and dedication thus opening a business
An Asian FOB unfortunately often gets stereotyped for not speaking fluent English and also for being a bad driver. But these are just stereotypes. Not everyone fits into those categories.
Asian FOB’s often carry traditional family values. Hard work and selflessness are highlights of their hard work and their life. Many FOB’s have dreams and aspirations like any other person, but they are aware that family comes first.
Michelle: “Hey Zhang, how’s it going with your boyfriend? Did he get you a gift for valentines day?”
Zhang: “Yes, he sure did. But we’ve been having problems lately.”
Michelle: “Well girl, don’t worry about it. Guys can be assholes. That’s why you need to do what I do and talk to a lot of guys at once. Then you’ll get gifts all the time and there will always be some new man to take you out.”
Zhang: “But why should I do that? I really love my boyfriend, Kar Wai. We plan on getting married.”
Michelle: “Girl, don’t be stupid. Well, actually, how much is his yearly income?”
Zhang: “I’m not sure. I never checked. But I don’t care about that. I just know that he works hard and he will be a good father for our future family that we will create.”
Michelle: “Jeez, you’re such an Asian Fob. You need to learn the American way.”
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Hottest! i.e. Hori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")
they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men
they are very fashionable, usually shy or quiet but there are also outgoing and sociable asian girls
the most common relationships are indeed asian women and white men, especially in America and sometimes in Asian countries also
they are very loving and caring and know how to treat men with respect as long as they receive respect equally
they are in no way nasty or promiscuous except the occasional wayward girl who has lost her way but generally they are quite refined and high class and elegant and beautiful
they usually have sleek, soft black/dark brown hair and very cute faces
not all of them are "flat" as some of the more disrespectful people on here wanted to emphasize on but the best thing about them is that they age veryy slowly so while your white/black/hispanic girl who is 35 is starting to get wrinkles and sagging behinds and chests your asian girls who are 35 will still look like they are 25 or younger
they can cook and they are amazing women to be with, I hope to meet an adorable (not hard to do since most of them are adorable) asian girl one day and marry her
Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!
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Hottest! i.e. HYori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")
they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men
Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!
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someone who love everything about asian people and want to be one but is not.
hahahahha look at that white guy and black guy they act like a asian and eat like an asian but is not an asian freeken asian wash
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When a man ejaculates on a hairy Asian woman's vagina and then proceeds to eat her out.
Sam had the best Asian Salad last night at the party.
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A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.
Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.
Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.
UrbanDictionary has tons of words and definitions for Asian Girl, but few for Asian Guy.
Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.
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a factory or aftermarket spoiler on a small car which is strictly ornamental and does nothing for the performance of the vehicle.
hey, dude, look at the asian wing on that honda!!