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asian girls

Hottest! i.e. Hori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")

they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men

they are very fashionable, usually shy or quiet but there are also outgoing and sociable asian girls

the most common relationships are indeed asian women and white men, especially in America and sometimes in Asian countries also

they are very loving and caring and know how to treat men with respect as long as they receive respect equally

they are in no way nasty or promiscuous except the occasional wayward girl who has lost her way but generally they are quite refined and high class and elegant and beautiful

they usually have sleek, soft black/dark brown hair and very cute faces

not all of them are "flat" as some of the more disrespectful people on here wanted to emphasize on but the best thing about them is that they age veryy slowly so while your white/black/hispanic girl who is 35 is starting to get wrinkles and sagging behinds and chests your asian girls who are 35 will still look like they are 25 or younger

they can cook and they are amazing women to be with, I hope to meet an adorable (not hard to do since most of them are adorable) asian girl one day and marry her

Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!

by sirknight0091 July 12, 2009


asian girl

Hottest! i.e. HYori Lee, Ayoomi Lee, BOA (who everyone knows for the song "Eat You Up")

they are prized possessions if you ever get the chance to date them and deserve to be treated with respect and be loyal to them because they have no tolerance for cheaters or scum, only respectable men

Asian girls are so cool I love all of their cultures!

by smors234 July 21, 2009


asian wash

someone who love everything about asian people and want to be one but is not.

hahahahha look at that white guy and black guy they act like a asian and eat like an asian but is not an asian freeken asian wash

by npxnick August 03, 2009


Asian Salad

When a man ejaculates on a hairy Asian woman's vagina and then proceeds to eat her out.

Sam had the best Asian Salad last night at the party.

by bootysmasher3000 June 18, 2015


Asian Guy

A man of East Asian ancestral descent. They are often overlooked in favor of Asian Girls by horny douchebags.

Contrary to retarded stereotypes, as long as you're a good person, they generally make good friends/mates. Most of them are used to horny douchebags trying to befriend them simply to date their sisters, so they will be wary at first.

Compatible with well-founded stereotypes, they typically try to excel at whatever they're doing, whether it's school, sports, music, games, or computers.

UrbanDictionary has tons of words and definitions for Asian Girl, but few for Asian Guy.

Asian Girls really are the best, but give the Asian Guy some fucking credit for making them.

by NotMe11443611242639 September 22, 2014


asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 02, 2014


asian wasted

To drink half a shot and be completely hammered. Symptoms include red in the face, yelling, followed by sleepiness, and generally end up passed out within 10 min.

"Should we invite gen to come out tonight?"

"Hell no, last time she got Asian wasted and started yelling at the bartender before passing out on the bar."

by GenBean March 17, 2016