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Originating from the popular breakfast platter, the Grand Slam, it is the act of a male wrapping his dick in bacon, biscuits, and sausage links, and using egg yolk as lube, then shoving it into someone's ass repeatedly while pouring syrup down their back and screaming "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"
Becky, I was going to make breakfast, but when I opened the fridge, I realized I had used all of the breakfast food to grand slam it up your ass last night.
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An expression used when someone asks a hateful or hurtful question or does something hateful, drastic, etc.
See also: I will fight you. Right in the face., i will cut you, I WILL BUST YOU, or I will choke you with your own asshole!!!.
Girlfriend: "What would you do if I cheated on you?"
Boyfriend: "I'd have your ass in a casket."
or
Guy #1: "I'm going to fuck your girlfriend."
Guy #2: "I'll have your ass in a casket!"
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Used in the popular TV show "The Big Bang Theory" when Penny and Amy beat Sheldon and Leonard in Pictionary. 'Got Your Ass Handed To You' is a phrase to mean something along the lines of 'You Just Got Thrashed!"
Penny: I wonder where the phrase Got Your Ass Handed To You originated. Maybe it's from ancient Rome where they'd actually chop off someones ass and be like HERE! You know to appease the god Loseronius.. The god of LOSERS
Sheldon: ._.
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That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).
"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"
This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.
If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.
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It means do things to you that I wouldnt even do to a farm animal.
Arab Dude: I have stolen our favorite goat.
Arab Father : Go Middle Eastern On Your Ass.
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Means sex. They’re gonna have sex with you and put that penis up the vagina. Give a thumbs up if you would like to have virtual sex!
You: Im gonna fuck your ass
The person your gonna have sex with: YUSS
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