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Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.
That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.
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A person who behaves in an arrogant, manipulative, devious, and immature manner.
"Sarah's an asshole when she's hormonal"
"Brian was being a real asshole when he tried to bang every girl at that party"
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a person who tells you the truth about yourself in a society where everything is sugar-coated to make you believe that everyone is prince charming and there is nothing wrong with you.
"Man, that asshole over there just told Jim that sagging his pants wasn't cool."
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A person who goes somewhere without someone who expressingly made clear their interest in going.
That asshole went to the show without me.
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An editor on urban dictionary who keeps rejecting definitions
Some asshole just rejected my definition
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