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The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.
Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down
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The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.
Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.
Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism
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Fullmetal Autism noun
Means someone who really enjoys the series Fullmetal Alchemist
"Me and my friends have Fullmetal Autism. We adore watching Brotherhood and hope to one day watch the '03 version"
A diagnosis given to you when you have 18 or less Chromosomes instead of 22, this makes a little too average, but a really bad speech impediment.
You have Reverse Autism.
Reverse Autistic person, "auuughggguaauhhhg"
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