Bearded Axe Wound

Another name for a vagina

"I took her home and shaved around her bearded axe wound."

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Bloody Axe Wound

A slang term for vagina.

I'm in the mood for some bloody axe wound, and I'm not talking about watching Braveheart!

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battle-axe bisexual

a bisexual who calls out biphobia, and believes bi = pan

eric: I'm a battle-axe bisexual
jessie: what's that mean?
eric: it means I believe pansexuality contributes to biphobia and transphobia

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The sword is in the axe wound

Code for saying that you or someone eles had sex.
the sword being the penis and the axe wound being the virgina.

Alex sent a text to James: 'the sword is in the axe wound'
james sent a text to alex: 'Alrighty ;)'

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muddy axe wound

Shitting between the legs of a woman and smearing it about.

She loves it when I give her a muddy axe wound.

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Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

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AXE N' ASS

A NEW FRAGRANCE BY JEAN BOREN TITLED IRQ140A&A LTD.

WHEN JEAN DOES NOT SHOWER FOR MULTIPLE DAYS IN A ROW AND NEGLECTS TO CHANGE CLOTHING ESPECIALLY UNDERGARMENTS AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TRY AND COVER UP THE HORRIBLE STENCH OF HIS BO WITH NUMEROUS LAYERS OF AXE BODY SPRAY LIKE A TCN. THUS GIVING YOU THE AXE N' ASS EFFECT IN ITS FULL FORCE