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On a Break Baby – Is when someone, usually a man, has a child while “on a break” from a serious relationship. (i.e. long-time girlfriend or fiancé). When news of the love child with the “side piece” or “jump-off” is revealed, the man’s only option is to confess to fathering a child while “on a break” of the relationship.”
Ex. Did you hear that Joe and Lisa are engaged and expecting a baby?
That’s great news! I didn’t know Lisa was pregnant.
She’s not. Joe had an “on break baby” when he and Lisa were broken up.
1. What bros call their younger friends
2. When your baby brother is very buff
3. Exclamation of disbelief, similar to ‘bruh’
1. Yo baby bruh how you doin?
2. Baby bruh, he’s a tough one already
3. What are you doinnn baby bruhhhh
1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.
2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."
"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having a Covid Baby"
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"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"
"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
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A Detroit Term of endearment used without gender restriction or romantic relation. Usually a filler or name replacement.
What’s up my baby? What’s the deal my baby?
That’s my baby.
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Pussy ass sore ass loser bitch that can’t stop crying about something retarded
Tommy: I wasn’t even ready to fight yet bitch
Tyrone: Shut yo bitch ass up baby cryin’ bitch before I backhand yo lil’ ugly ass
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A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.
Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!
An over-hyped infant that shits golden eggs.
Hey, did you hear about that Royal Baby???
Yeah, that little cocksucker shits golden eggs!