The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.
Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.
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pissing in a girl's ass during anal sex
I heard you gave your girlfriend a wet bagel last night.
Ohh, she just got wet bageled!
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Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.
Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancรฉ, you bagel snatcher!
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When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.
This morning we had a dirty bagel.
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The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.
"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."
"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."
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(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.
My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!
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a really white girls vagina, thats bright red and looks like a bagel with salmon, or in jew language, lox
oh god cindy is going commando, and i looked and there was a total salmon bagel under there!
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