the result of a sandwhich (usually with mayonnaise) mating with a balloon to create a sandwhich balloon.
unfortunately sandwhich balloons have taken to living underground after several countries governments started hunting them for experimentation, a small child was rumored to see one once, but mistook it for a pokemon.
tiny tim: OMG mummy its a pokemon!
mummy: no timmy thats a sandwhich, or is it a balloon?
tiny tim: ITS A FUCKING POKEMON BITCH!
mummy: timmy! apologise right this minute!
*sandwhich balloon sneaks off*
3๐ 2๐
Anyone who buys balloons, inflates them and puts them in unsuspecting peoples mailboxes.
Qui Gon Jim: Why did we buy balloons and put them in that persons mailbox?
Darth Helium: Because we are a Balloon Menace.
3๐ 2๐
Someone who is such an ass, that it may be possible that they are not even human. Rather, they are a balloon filled with multiple other asses.
I don't hang out with John anymore, because he's such an ass balloon!
3๐ 2๐
blow up a balloon, pop it, turn it inside out around the knot and stretch it, looks amazingly like the anal sphincter.......yum yum
show me your balloon knot
46๐ 83๐
THIS SHATHEAD IS SO ANNOYING OMG. hello, hi SHUT UP OK NO ONE LOVES YOU YOUR LAUGH IS ANNOYING AND STUPID I HOPE YOUR LAUGHING IN PAIN WHILE BEING KILLED. GO LIVE A PAINFUL LIFE
balloon boy is my favorite character
balloon boy is annoying
2๐ 1๐
a demon stronger then the lord of hell himself he is from fnaf and he is vary ANNOYING
we all hate balloon boy
3๐ 1๐