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A person who wears hollister all the time and thinks that for some fucking reason they are individual while listening to lady frigging ga-ga on there ipod while texting on there "original" and "unique" Blackberry.
Normal guy: Oh crap a hollister bandit
Hollister bandit talking loudly on blackberry: Oh yeah i just got some hollister shorts for the summer And some hollister aftershave even though its 45 quid and hollister flip-flops and everything anyway i have to go im gonna go and buy the new laduy ga-ga album before it becomes mainstream *shudders*
Normal guy: FUCK.
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bandits who are too bad ass to wear shoes so they do their shenanigans barefoot.
Tom- "Who tagged our car?"
Jerry- "Probably those barefoot bandits!"
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A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented
Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.
A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.
Tom: "Do you know that girl?"
Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"
Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"
Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"
PJ Bandit: A fictional character like the tooth fairy (aka toof fairy) that strikes poor, lazy people that are too lazy to put on real clothes, often lacking a sense of self respect (and usually a real job) and basic hygiene skills. Too lazy to get dressed, brush your teeth & comb your hair.
Yo, you see them lazy ass girls over there? Damn PJ Bandit done struck again!
A soft but slightly derogatory term for a lesbian. More specifically, a lesbian that "turns straight girls".
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Acknowledgement: this is not a sleight against the LGBTQ community and we acknowledge that sexuality comes in many forms and one cannot "turn" gay or straight so much as realise this aspect of themselves.
See also: Ass bandit, Butt Pirate
Usage: Karen is such a fuzz bandit, she turned Marie before she knew what hit her.
Crack head in Houston that ran around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for crack money.
The Toilet Bandit struck again, all the valves are gone!