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A mother that you'd like to fuck, that was once hot; but now she doesn't look so good
After seeing Britney Spears with her head shaven,I think the milf's gone bad.
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Abortion pill. For when you absolutely, positively have to get it out as quickly as possible.
Seen in South Park.
Judy: Britney should have used Baby-B-Gone after getting pregnant.
Billy-Sue: Yeah, those kids would have been much better off.
Pam: I used it yesterday and it flushed that sucker out in no time!
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Quasi-pornography. A collection of videotaped live Mardi Gras/Spring Break events where female college students expose their breasts for beads/a shirt/indignity/angry parents. Further reinforcing that all women are sex objects and pushing the feminist movement back several steps; consequently losing their footing and falling down the staircase.
WARNING: This commercial is not suitable for children!
OMG GIRLS GONE WILD!!! You've never seen this before! HOT YUNG COLLEGE GURLS -- NAKED!! Order now for only $19.99!
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"Documentary" of spring break, mardi gras, and other events in which girls will get naked for a useless item.
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This is when your on the toilet and you're just about to dump a huge load but then your poop goes straight on up back in your butt.
Johnny was about to take a major poop but just after he continuously pushed it out it went right on up and Johnny said "Sally gone up!!"
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An individual who has finally realized their self worth. They have mustard the courage to tell their emotionally unavailable, yet conveniently sexually available significant other, to FUCK OFF!
Dear John, quit playing with my {emotions} and go fuck YOURSELF. I'm going going GONE!
The best mixtape period. This mixtape is a million times more lyrical than some rapper's albums, and a trillion more than pretty much ALL other rappers mixtapes. It has songs for everybody. For the people who want to hear some straight rap check out Lust For life, November 18th, Congratulations, Successful, Uptown,Say What's Real, and ignorant shit. For those who want some R&B crooning check Best I Ever Had, A Night Off, Sooner Than Later, houstatlantavegas, and Brand New. For white people and hippies check out Little Bit & Lets Call it Off (which can grow on black people). The only bad track on there is Bria's Interlude which is just plain weird. And there's also the Outro, but that's just Drake saying "Are We Done" then the rest of it's just a relaxing piano instrumental. This mixtape is good enough to be an album, and better than a lot of albums.
And Promoters tryna get me out to their club/ And say I'm having fun, but I can't imagine how/ Cause I just see my ex-girl, standing with my next girl/standing with the girl that I'm fucking right now/ And shit could get weird, unless they all down/ so i stay clear, we from a small town/ and everyone talks, and everyone listens, but somehow the truth always ends up missing.
-Say What's Real, Track 8
Me: You listen to that So Far Gone mixtape
Ignorant Kid: Naw mane, I listening to Hurricane Chris, he straight gangsta, he's the truth.
Me: The dude who put out A Bay Bay and Halle Berry
Ignorant Kid: Yeah, those are the anthems that reach across the hoods of america, boi, and u just be listening to Drake who is fake as can be.
Me: .................... Wow! (amazed at his ignorance and stupidity)
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