The fact that something is just so cute and adorable that it has to be linked to a bean.
It is most commonly used as a word in fandoms.
Dan is such a smol bean.
That cat is a smol bean.
Everything in this world is a smol bean.
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A phrase used to define something (or someone) that is simultaneously demonstrating both dog trash and garbanzo beans behavior. Used primarily in a lighthearted manner to convey a disliking
"Hey, James. That video you showed me was not funny! It was total Dog Beans!"
Coffee, often times used in the phrase "sucking bean piss" to refer to drinking coffee. Famously written in cursive on the windows of Starbucks locations across the country.
Riley: Why do they call drinking coffee "sucking bean piss?"
Graydon: Cause it's beans. You have to squeeze the piss out of them to get the coffee, so when you slurp it and/or suck it, you're sucking bean piss.
Riley: Yeah I mean I get that, it's just weird that they put that on the windows of Starbucks like "Hey Starfucks, Come get some Pumpkin Bean Piss".
When someone says/does something stupid/funny, usually when they are either drunk or high
I can't believe you ate the roach you shot bean
under the influence of prescription drugs in pill form.
some may say this term when someone is acting like they are severely inebriated.
ex. molly, perc
popped a perc im flying off a bean
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Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.
After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.
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A person you would find jumping into holes for a slim chance at glory.
"Man, I haven't acted like a real Bean Bat since my college days"