has too much porn in his google search history.
Benjamin The B watches too much porn
Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.
Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"
Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."
Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
It's when you go in someone's place and take a shit and just after the smell clears you do it again
That guy went into that bathroom and is pulling a Benjamin
A little bum who has a wierd thing for cats, he never sees the light if day unless he's forced to in school, he loves valorant and other pc games, don't trust him he's not sane.
Me: Hello Benjamin Wannop
Ben: I love cats "shows a cat picture"
Me:"slaps"
all the answers to the questions of life are found in corner of the little white baggy.
Benjamin's Theory is closely related to don't get high on your own supply, it just doesn't work.
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Giving anal sex, followed by a blowjob, then topping it off with a makeout session.
Ben loves doing the Benjamin Special with his girlfriend Michaela.
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