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typically refers to pop musical records that revolutionized the pop genre, won record-setting awards and feats, or features the biggest hits of the musician that released it; or it could be all three. Pop bibles are meant to represent what it means to create a truly perfect and iconic pop album.
some examples include "Thriller" by Michael Jackson and "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry.
I never realized how big Taylor Swift's 1989 was, surely a pop bible.
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criminal-mafia republicans tweeting pious garbage to distract from being terrible
Suzie was perusing Twitter and came across Kelly Loeffler's tweet from book of Matthew. "Wait isn't she the insider-trading gal?" she thought to herself. "My god these depraved republicans always do Performative Bible like we don't know they broke the law"
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Another term used for vagina. Can be used when talking about sex and religion.
Did you hear about the local pastor's sex scandal?
No, what.
I heard he left an offering in her pink bible.
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Person who uses the Bible to attack other via Facebook, Twitter and other social media outlets.
Typically, this person has no life of their own and they try to live out their lives by perceiving their god-given right to tell everyone else how they can improve their lives, while completely ignoring or being ignorant of their own place in their own self-created universe (typically of self-isolation and lack of committment). This person is notoriously unreliable and ready to attack anyone that does not agree with them on level (not just via the bible thump).
The bible thumper bigot used their Bible verse of the book of Morons 3: 1-167, 172, 178 to explain that they are never wrong.
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something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?
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A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.
DISLEXIC BIBLE:
Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.
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