Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close
Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks
A group of kids, all lit, that sometimes ride bikes together. You can find them in there tree house or church because they are good noodles. They are all awesome and have their own individual talents. The Bike Gang is always changing.
Wow, is that the Bike Gang kids? I follow them on Instagram, I never thought I'd see them in real life!
A Bike Brigader is one that styles their hair like David Bowie in Labyrinth They wear spandex with boots and has multi color hair. You can usually find a bike brigader hanging out at any local park. They usually hang out in packs. You can find them dumpster diving and they are usually vegan or vegetarian. These individuals are hard to distinguish from homeless people. They usually act like they are hard core punk but listen to bad emo music and high school music.
Bike Bregadors=Homless Chic
Bike Bregadors=No showering
Bike Bregadors=dumpster diving
Full dresser Harley Davidson or a big touring bike with fairing.
Given up on life and moved onto a dad bike.
A woman biker (typically motorcycle)
“Yo dude look at that fine ass bike bunny!” -fred
“I know she’s hella chill too!” - juan
A form of mountain biking performed during a thunderstorm.
The 40 mph winds, torrential downpour, and flooded roads were perfect conditions for thunder biking.