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When lactose intolerant people decide to stop being so good with restricting the dairy intake, and eat tons of dairy products, knowing the outcome will be horrific.
Shannon: I went on a complete dairy binge last night.
Emily: What?
Shannon: ...I had been doing so well.
Emily: ...Oh no....
A very extensive drinking binge. One quickly accelerated by rounds of shots.
“Why does my mouth feel like a flattened trailer park?!”
It musta been the tornado binge I been on”
Masturbating successfuly three or more times in rapid succession.
Herp: dude wtf was going on in your room last night?
Derp:sorry man I got on a binge tug last night and the last one took a little elbow grease.
Herp: stop thinking about Taiwan man she burgled you.
A web site that uses Bing as its default search engine causing you to open google seperately then having to re search the item.
I get bing blocked everytime I am on MSN and want to search something that is in one of thier articals.
When one does something cringy while talking to someone, realizes that it was cringy and starts doing something even more cringy in order to cover up their previous action.
This can repeat endlessly or until the other person just leaves.
Monica had a cringe binge at my mother's funeral. She was making a speech and said a bad joke. Nobody laughed so she just kept making more jokes, each worse than the last one.
Then everybody left.
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On Myspace, when you go on a bunch of people's profiles and make a lot of friend requests in a short period of time.
"I went on an adding binge last tuesday, I increased my friend count by 8."
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Watching entire seasons of TV shows as quickly as possible. Often times episodes are watched back to back in one day.
I spent the whole weekend binge seasoning, I watched the first three seasons of Breaking Bad.
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