Guilty Birds

When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute

Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!

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Wooden Birds

An abundance of clothes pins on an empty clothes line, resembling birds on a power line.

Hand me one of those wooden birds so I can close up that bag of chips.

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the bird is the word

peter griffin's favorite song

peter griffin: have you heard about the bird? A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, don't you know about the bird
Well, everybody's talking about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird
Suuuuuuuur-fiiiiiiin' Biiiiiiiiiiiiird
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Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa

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Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

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Mamma bird

When a man is giving a woman oral when he pukes in her vagina because of nasty qualities (smell, taste, Etc).

"It was so horrible me and Trent were fooling around when he gave me a mamma bird it was disgusting and my vagina smelled worse for weeks"

"Did you here about Jamarcus and Emma they mamma birded for fun.. They must be into some kinky shit!"

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put a bird on it

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

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The Birds and The Bees

A metaphor... Just a metaphor.

Dad: Okay son, do you know what the birds and the bees are?
Son: It's when a guy and a girl-
Dad: NO! IT IS A METAPHOR! ONLY A METAPHOR!
Son: A metaphor for what
Dad: A METAPHOR FOR METAPHORS!

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