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floating biscuit

Farting into your cupped hand and then quickly placing it over your friends mouth and nose. You can also blow it from your hand onto their face like blowing a kiss.

Carl just gave me the best floating biscuit, it came out nowhere.

by kombatmuldoon January 29, 2014


Biscuit body

When a girl looks good at the club but when you get her home and take her clothes off everything pops out like when you open a can of biscuits.

Roger " that girl is Girl is fine as hell"
Me " maybe but I think she has a biscuit body..." biscuit thot

by Smokeymcchad January 15, 2016


biscuit wanker

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.

by Tranny La Rue September 26, 2007


boo biscuit

boyfriend or girlfriend, as in someone's boo

i hear you have a new boo biscuit!
yes, i'm dating someone.

by mswordsmith November 29, 2010


biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry February 11, 2016


grundle biscuits

the result of mixing talcum powder and body sweat, usually located under armpits, breasts, or crotch region.

It was so hot outside today, when I got home, a dozen grundle biscuits fell out of my panty hose.

by leftybklyn July 23, 2011


Drop a Biscuit

To take a dump. (to poop)

I'll be right back, I have to go drop a biscuit.

by FlyingBrass June 8, 2012