Someone with whom one regularly shares a bed, along with a significant level of sexual intimacy and personal fondness.
"Hey, where's Jack?"
"Probably off somewhere with his new blanket friend."
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a man in a blanket. he is most likely a pervert, blanket men can be found on many different social networking sites including but not limited to: hot or not, ask.fm, omegle, etc. to not talk to the blanket man. they can be dangerous, and will often try to trick you.
Mary: i met someone online the other day.
Kim: who was it?
Mary: his name was blanket man.
Kim: STAY AWAY FROM HIM!!!!
Mary: fine⦠calm your tits.
Blanket Man: its too lateβ¦. i found herβ¦
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when a girl has a massive fur-burger and you can tuck your tongue in for a nap with that tongue blanket
man i was with this chick last night took so long to get thru her fur-burger a tucked my tongue in for a nap with her tongue blanket
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A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
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Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.
Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!
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A PERSON THAT ONLY HAS ONE BALL
I WOULD HIT A EGG IN A BLANKET
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Whilst two people are engaging in doggie-style sexual intercourse, the person behind vomits all over the other person's back.
Man, I was so tore up last night, I gave that hot Bengals cheerleader a Hoboken Blanket.
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