St Bons

This school can be the best and the worst. You will have great memories such as kicking over basketballs from year 7s and getting molesdted in the pe changing rooms. However our school is so poor that instead of fixing the broken sinks and urinals they just remove it so you have to hope not get molested or your balls grabbed from ur scrotum.

Look that guy has been wearing those trousers since he came out his mums vagina

Yeah he definitley goes St Bons

Kel and Bon

A pair of inseparable friends that are always up to something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities

- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest

- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time

Question:

That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.

Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.

Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???

Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.