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Sheep Dog Bra
wonder Bra
Under wire Bra
A Bra That rounds em up then poins them in the right direction !
All fit Women should wear one.
That Girl has got a lovely Pair she must be wearing a Sheep Dog Bra
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The challenge to match the lofty obtainments of a female predecessor by any woman to succeed her.
Considering the achievements of Madeleine Albright, Hillary realized she had a pretty big bra to fill.
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A life saver for any female with less than a C cup.
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
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A bra used to make boobs look bigger;
used by girls to make them look like women
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-A device used by women to spread lies.
-Since most women are verbal liars, they can take lying to the next level by deceiving people of their natural physique.
-Push up bras turn mosquito bites, pimples, and pancakes into melons, mountains, and major league yabbos.
Person 1: Your grandma has huge tits!
Person 2: She wears a push up bra, it turns her tits from an A to a double D in a single bound.
Person 1: I don't care about her lies, "Whats your number granny?!"
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When a women gets ejaculated over her tits in a bra shape so that when it dries it is a perfect fitting bra.
Rebecca: How does Melissa run so fast without being uncomfortable.
Sarah: I heard her boyfriend got her a Perfect Bra.
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bras which push up girls boobs making them appear perkier and bigger
BUT THEY LIE THEY ARE NOT THAT PERKY OR THAT BIG
DON'T TRUST HER SHES DISHONEST
kinda hot chick: hey you like my bra? its new
*pushs it up to make the boobs bounce*
very hot guy: mhhhhmmm i like what i see, how about my hands become your bra (winks seductivley)
*girl take off bra in a tease but alas THEY ARE NOT LIKE YOU THOUGHT. THEY ARE SMALL AND DROOPY*
very hot guy: you wore a push up bra you lier oh god oh jesus no thats not right
*girl proceeds to slap him and never speak again
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