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When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
when you light her pubes on fire and jizz on it to put the fire out
idk how tf to use brazilian forest fire in a sentence
In Brazil, you aren't allowed to be a furry from the 23th to the 29th of november.
You can't be a furry, it's No Furry Week (Brazilian).
Getting a hand job from a naked Brazilian with lobster claw oven mitts
Man that chick gave me a Brazilian lobster tickle last night.
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When one person sticks their hand up another person's butt whole (fisting) and then that person clenches their butt and when the person pulls their hand out they have a wrist band of poop around their wrist.
Dude, i got the illest Brazilian Wrist Band last night i aint showering for 2 days.
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When you fuck a partner anally and pull out with crap on the tip of your penis and let it dry.
Dude I need a chisel to get this Brazilian hard hat off.
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The act of slowly jizzing in ones own hand, then lathering into a parters moisnted hair.
The ladies always come to me, because I run the best brazilian hair salon around!
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