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When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!
Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST
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After a long night of snorting coke, when you wake up, sick as fuck and having to go to work, you simply take 'one more line' and you're feeling perfect. Ready to take on the world and do it all over again
"I wouldn't have made it to work on time if not for the coke breakfast I had an hour ago. Time for another line, I'm starting to feel sick again"
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You take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone's asshole. You then slide your cock through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery butthole, preferably in the morning.
I ran out of lube this morning so I fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot Scottish breakfast.
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the perfect hangover breakfast based on junk food and other crap you can possibly find in a college student's kitchen cabinet...
A good example of breakfast of cahmpions would be:
sausage McMuffin + a can of diet coke + leftover pepperoni pizza + a bowl of frosted cereals + Maalox plus tablets
"Fuck dude, that's what I call the breakfast of champions!!"
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when napping in opposite directions with girl/boyfriend and you wake up with a foot in your face
Hey Larry, did you turn the fan on when you came out of the bathroom.Oh wait, its just my baby Andrea, feeding me a foot breakfast.Sorry bra
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noun- The truckstop breakfast emerged out of long distances between service stops, hemorrhoids, and man-hunger. Usually performed as 'soixante-neuf' (or 69), two typically bearded truck drivers gingerly nibble one another's hemorrhoids until both are satiated.
...but the third truckstop breakfast was just right, and so she ate it all up.
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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
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