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Located 3.4 miles outside of wigan, England, Appley Bridge is a pleasent hillside village which is seen by many as a pleasent place to live. Its pleasentness is complimented by lack of chavs, hillside-ness, quiet village-ness, and its friendly youth population.
Did I say youth population? Oh yes, by day, they are fully civil, sentient, caring human beings but at night, they stem fear into Appley Bridge via the vein of living out the prime evils that lay deep in their subconscious, which contain ideas for acts of terrorising the non watching population of the village. These horrid acts of fear include stealing flags, traffic cones, random pro wrestling competitions in back gardens, drinking, and generally, burning down the fucken house. And, quite frankly dear, they don't give a single dick riddling shit if the ice cream melts.
Legend has it that you cant be physically harmed in Appley Bridge. It attracts around 2.3 people a month due to this legend, but of course, it isn't true.
Wife : "Yo bitch, I heard you cant get physically harmed in Appley Bridge!"
Husband : "Would you please shut your fat tits up about Appley Bridge?"
Wife : "...bi'tch, imma fuck you up"
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A variation of a sex act known as the Eiffel Tower (see Eiffel Tower). Where your partner gets a tattoo of a paw print of the deceased cat/ dog on the her back (most commonly on the shoulder blade). While banging your partner doggie style, you place your hand on the paw print tattoo. Some people report a spiritual connection with there deceased pet while performing the Rainbow Bridge.
The room suddenly became cold and the nostalgic smell of their deceased dog, Dexy, filled the room when DJ and Lauren performed the Rainbow Bridge. The experience made the couple misty-eyed.
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A line taken from Knights of the Old Republic II, meaning to complain about a nominal and easy task that is only a minor inconvience to the people involved. It's use it such that saying conveys that you have no good reason to not do what you're asked, other than that you'd prefer not to.
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"We have to get off this ship."
"Well, we'd have to go to the bridge....and that's the only problem I can see with this plan."
"Can you mail this for me?"
"I would, but...Then I'd have to go to the bridge."
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When someone wants to or has killed themselves by jumping off a bridge.
Originated in a school full of depressed people who laugh at their problems instead of dealing with them in a healthy and productive way.
Depressed person: "I'm gonna local bridge it at this rate"
Normal person: "There's a bridge you can jump from not far from here"
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When you take a large, long crap that touches both sides of the toilet bowl, and fails to break in half when the toilet is flushed, leaving the turd high and dry, bridging both ends of the toilet.
Hold up a sec I gotta take a crap. OMG Someone took a bridge poop in here that won’t flush. I’m going somewhere else.
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The equivalent of an Eiffel Tower (A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are high-fiving over the girl to make the eiffel tower shape.) but the threesome involves two girls and one guy. The guy is banging one girl from behind while the same girl simultaneously gives the second girl oral sex and the high five takes place between the guy and the second girl = Manhattan Bridging
I assumed that a girl could take place in an Eiffel Tower during a threesome involving 2 females and one male, but my boyfriend corrected me and informed me that what I was referring to was actually Manhattan Bridging.
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When you’re really good friends with another person so you decide to make a pact. This pact states that if one every commits suicide via jumping off a bridge, the other is obligated to do it is well.
Hey Caleb... me and you are such good friends I’m now declaring us bridge buddies
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