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When you're feeling down and look up your name in the Urban Dictionary, and its a big paragraph about how amazing you are. And u know no one else would write that for you.
Friend: "Hey dude, I was having a bad spout last night but I looked up these name definitions, and These name definitions bring my mood up. I needed that."
Friend 2: "That's amazing dude!"
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National Bring Your Pet To School Day. You FOR SURE WONT GET CAUGHT... Haha.
Teacher: Why did you bring your pet to school? Didn't you read the rules?!
Student: Of course I read the rules, but today is National Bring Your Pet To School Day!
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When a "self-proclaimed rapper" gets high, then pissed off and tries to rhyme the words "brawl" and "ruckus," the words must be changed into words that don't exist, thus, "Don't bring the brawl if you can't handle the ruckus" becomes "Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
"Don't bring the brullox if you can't handle the rullex."
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Bring a shit ton of bees to work. That's all. There is no joke. Bring a shit ton of bees to your place of employment.
"Tomorrow is 'International Bring-A-Shit-Ton-Of-Bees-To-Work Day! Make sure you bring a shit ton of bees to work!"
an expression used to describe a scenario in which elaborate or "over-the-top" preparations/decorations are set-up for particularly special groups or individuals.
Person 1: "Wow...look how lavishly this office is decorated!! This guy must be really important!"
Person 2: "Well you know, they don't bring out the bag pipes for just anyone..."
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Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)
Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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a "national holiday" were kids all around the world don't bring their backpacks to school on January 13 and September 15.
Jake: Hey where's your backpack?
Anthony: Bro did you forget? Today is national don't bring your backpack to school day!