British slag meaning taking a shit
Person 1: what ye doin in der?
Person 2: I’m dumpin’ me bumper
A record or achievement earned by using mechanics or systems intended for newer players.
Person A: I scored a perfect game!
Person B: If you can achieve that bumper badge, turn off the bumpers!
When two redheads go at it sexually.
Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.
A car bumper with nothing on it
Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.
ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.
Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.
A person who prefers to engage in sexual activities with an older woman
"Cory really seems to be into older women"
"Ya, he's a real crumpet bumper"