Cloud Burn

Cloud Burn is the process of the magnification of the sun through clouds making it easier for your skin to burn. It sneaks up on you like a rash...

At Download Festival:
Twat "Hey... the clouds are out... I won't burn"
Rooster "Yeah you will... cloud burn!"
**2 hours later**
Twat: "Man I wish I had lotion, a poncho or something because shit I'm burnt.

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turf burn

Scraped knee suffered by one who takes a spill on a sports field topped with fake grass.

I got a turf burn playing Ultimate Frisbee but I made the catch so it was worth it.

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Burn Notice

The text you receive after an associate or relative breaks up with a significant other asking you not to communicate with that party anymore.

"Yo, I just got a burn notice from Demi saying, her and Jack are over and not to speak with him anymore."

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Turn the Burn

When a comeback takes the orginal burn and disses the person back better.

Your mamma so cheap she asks to see the dollar menu at Red Lobster. - Oh Burn!

Oh yea, your mamma is on the dollar menu - Oh Turn the Burn!

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Crash and burn

Phrase meaning to have a spectacular failure or fall from grace. Considered to have originated from losing an aerial dogfight.

Sometimes accompanied with hand gestures and sound effects of a crashing, burning airplane.

I just asked that woman at the bar for her phone number but I crashed and burned.

She tried to tell a witty joke at the dinner party but her mother-in-law was actually born in Ireland so it crashed and burned.

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burn a J

smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Harry the Hipster and Sam Feel-Good decided to burn a J before going to the library to study for their exam in Applied Hyper Mathematics.

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pringles burn

when you eat Pringles and the Pringles hits the edge of your mouth and it makes it burn

I ate so many Pringles I got a Pringles burn on my mouth.

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