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A womens' sexual disorder in where the vagina begins to morph into a penis or in semi-rare cases... a BLACK HOLE. On some occasions, lesbians have been known to accelerate the process by injecting heroine into the vaginal area. Unfortunately, the acceleration of the process can cause the disorder to accelerate out of control, causing severe erectile disfunction upon the penis forming. If you know a friend with Justin Bieber and have seen a black hole forming, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! The only known way to treat this cure is to kill the subject carying the disorder. The only known male subject to ever have Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber. Fortunately for us, due to the fact that he is a male, the black hole will form, but the suction will only effect Justin. This will cause him to, in theory, be sucked into himself, through the hole left in his now empty groin area (though really, was there anything in there in the first place). There are 3 phases to Justin Bieber.
Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.
Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.
Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...
(Guy): Oh fuck, my girlfriend has Justin Bieber!
(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111
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The dumbshit that got a record deal for singing on youtube. He sounds like a three year old and looks like one.
annoying justin bieber fan at my locker: OMG WHY ISNT THERE ANY JUSTIN BIEBER ON YOUR IPOD? NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO BIEBER FEVER!
Me: because i dont feel like listening to a three year old singing i have little cousins for that. oh and i got the vaccinition for that "Fever" *takes my ipod away from the askhole and puts on Queen*
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A crappy singer who I dont like
Justin Bieber sang despasito as a copy of ricky martin
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an amazing singer WITH talemt. sings whats girls want to here and what boys are too afraid to say. he has a big kind heart and cares for his beliebers.
Justin Bieber is my idol!
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What happens when you buy a cheap condom.
My god martha I new we should'nt have bought it from a bathroom in mobile gas station. Now we made a monster Justin Bieber wtf kind of name is that anyway you horrible at picking names.
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The Canadian singer who has a beautiful voice, a huge fandom, a nice personality, a pretty face and a hot body. P-E-R-F-E-C-T-I-O-N
Justin Bieber is mine.
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despite being released in 2015 Justin Bieber's album Purpose is currently charting higher on iTunes Worldwide for albums than Shawn Mendes, Post Malone and Drake's latest albums released in 2018
Justin Bieber won 221 awards shawn merenda won 78 awards
Justin Bieber came into the music industry at 13 and he was heart broken at 15, wrongly accused as a father at 17 , he had his love life pupils at 18 he made a come back in 2015 sold out Madison Square shows in 30 seconds and US tour in 1 hour, he holds the record for the most weeks at number one, with 164 , he is the only artist who has 7 songs in youtube reaching under a billion views, 34% of the population are beliebers so that means that we are the biggest fanbase
Justin Bieber paid nasa 1 million dollars to name a star beliebers hmm and yeah beliebers take up about 86% of Twitter users yea bitch hmm he has 104 songs and 9 albums his Net worth 265 millions and his only 25 years old, if you google best idol in the world and you press images yo will see Justin Bieber , he has reduced 34% of suicides of teenagers with the songs Be alright and Believe, the last 2 years he suffered with depression and he was seeing a therapist and it was painful seeing him like that cause he is my idol and I love him so much - katsique_van_mpeehhh
person 1: have you heard the new song of the icon of our generation?
person 2: of course i heard Justin Bieber's new song
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