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Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....
The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.
To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”
An overtly promiscuous woman.
Oh yea, she's a slam camel, but if you catch her between humps she's a good ride.
Like a booty tooch, only with one's labia majora. As inspired by Tyra Banks' vernacular. Those with camel tooch are proud of their swole vajole.
Strut that camel tooch, girrrrrrrl!
The act of wearing too tight short-shorts (or any tight apparel; jeans, leotard, pantyhose, panties, etc., in the crotch) , causing a 'camel-toe' to appear as the fabric of the shorts splits the labia majora to the vagina, then stopping every few steps to remove them from the vagina. Usually performed by pubescent girls in theme parks.
Performing the same function for public self-gratification.
"Doesn't that girl look ridiculous walking the camel?"
"Does she enjoy walking the camel?
"Why doesn't she buy comfortable shorts instead of walking the camel? "
"Wow, dude! That hot chick is walking the camel!"
"I like to wear tight shorts to Disney World and walk the camel until I cum."
"I tease myself in public by walking the camel. "
" I love to walk the camel in public and get off without anyone knowing. "
" With the seam of my jeans deep inside, I start my day by walking my dog AND my camel. "
As each day begins, the days start to form the anatomy of a camel. (ex. hump day for the.. hump of a camel)
Officer worker: "Finally! It's Wednesday!"
Smart head: "You mean, hump day? Part of the Week Camel?"
When a girl gets pounded so much her vagina turns purple and leads to a purple camel toe.
Dude she got pounded by 5 guys last night, im sure she has a purple camel from that.
When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.
Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.