camel toe

When the woman's pants are so tight you can see how big her pussy is. Something that's worth staring at besides her tits.

Sorority girls have the biggest camel toes. :`D

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camel tooch

Like a booty tooch, only with one's labia majora. As inspired by Tyra Banks' vernacular. Those with camel tooch are proud of their swole vajole.

Strut that camel tooch, girrrrrrrl!

Camel Envy

Camel envy is when you wish you were a camel because of its unique ability to die instantly of its own accord.....

The first subject of the metaphor is the camel instantly dying and the second seemingly unrelated subject would for example be a situation where you wished you could die instantly.

To put it lightly wishing you weren't present.... ie; the walk of shame, stuck in conversation with some dickhead and any embarrassing moment…pikeys…..pikeys are a common cause of the camel envy epidemic, there are two basic forms of pikeys ie: “nikey pikeys” and “pavie pikeys”

Slam Camel

An overtly promiscuous woman.

Oh yea, she's a slam camel, but if you catch her between humps she's a good ride.

Sexual Camel

A person who has the ability to go long periods of time between sexual encounters.

My husband’s a sexual camel, he can go weeks between sex.

carl the camel

Carl the camel-

Carl, he camel, he pretty cool camel, he’s just a motherfucking camel vibing in a trailer

George : hey is that Carl?
Zac : yeah Carl the camel!
Carl : *shits on floor*

camel toenail

When she has gone through the transition from man to woman and still has some penis left.

I met a trans girl today, she had a camel toenail that was bigger than mine.