massachusetts care package

The skeletal remains of Johnny Appleseed along with dried out tea bags that have been exposed to salty water.

Ah! My Massachusetts Care Package is here! Lovely! Time to reenact the best time in history!

ugh, who cares

A valid, common response to anything that no one intelligent gives a shit about.

OMG, did you see her dye job?
Ugh, who cares!

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yeah but who care

that fat feeling when no one care lol

person: lol you know that “lol fish” in 27 Jump Street that says “Me llamo J E F F”
me lol: yeah but who care

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

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i dont care

A phrase, or group of words that I use to much. Particularly when being difficult, or when I dont have an opinion towards something

I dont care either or.

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Take care of head

To take care of head is to literally "take care" of your own personal head, specifically by usage of drugs.

Originally used in 1980 by the band The Toyes in the song Smoke Two Joints, the phrase became mainstream popularized when Sublime covered it in their album 40 Oz. to Heaven 16 years later.

"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
- The Toyes / Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"

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gotsta be mo careful

backup phrase used to alert someone of their wayward actions.

Girl: Oh shit, I just backed straight into that ambulance!
Guy: Umhmm. You gotsta be mo careful!!

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